bobbycoin Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I like Mexican refried beans. Good with some beef on a Tortilla... or on some chips with some salsa. MMmmmmm -Bobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Hell, I don't need beans. Every food I eat makes me toot. Ask my wife she hates it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Hell, I don't need beans. Every food I eat makes me toot. Ask my wife she hates it. Sounds like Patrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Sounds like Patrick. Yeah, but can he play music? I know somebody who can both belch AND poot controlled sounds. Granted, the belches are much more controlled and easy to understand (the silly things talks - ) but the poots are more like, "Okay, hit this note...(poot)...no, you're sharp...(poot)...no, you're flat..." It's those three-note poots that are killers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stujoe Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Anything with garlic...and boy do I love garlic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 I think this is one of the most popular contests to date. Seems everyone loves their toots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SugarCheryl Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 LOL! This is a funny contest.....I think that everyone thinks farts are funny.....thats right I said it....I said the word.....its a funny word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhawk Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I stopped at the local Asian food store that's run by a Hmong immigrant the other day. They have a small deli and their home-made egg rolls are great. When I got the egg rolls, the guy asked me if I wanted a small container of sauce...I could either have sweet and sour or hot sauce. I, of course, chose the hot, which looked like some off-colored light brown water with unidentifiable red stuff and pepper seeds mixed together that had settled out on the bottom of the container. As I dipped the egg rolls and ate them, I thought that the sauce was mildly warm, but no big deal. When I reached the red stuff at the bottom of the sauce I scooped it up with the roll and ate that too...real flavorful. It took about 6 hours of constant gas and cramping pains to rid myself of those things. The sauce was much hotter when it again saw the light of day - if I would have had a popsicle I would have seriously considered using it as a suppository. I guess next time I'll try the sweet and sour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Sorry about your pain but, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhawk Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Sorry about your pain but, Pain but, or pain butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Pain but, or pain butt? Both I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lee Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Refried beans. I love 'em...they hate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggit Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Beans or not, in my work I am exposed to "tooters" on a constant basis. Working in extended care at the hospital we encourage people to "toot" among other bodily functions and then offer words of praise for a job well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henare Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 ick. beans. don't like the flavor or the texture ... what were they thinking when someone decided these should be food?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 ick. beans. don't like the flavor or the texture ... what were they thinking when someone decided these should be food?!? They could last through the winter. Pre-refrigeration and vegetables all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowtracks Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I gotta go with PINTOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 I gotta go with PINTOS knowtracks! Where ya bean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 You all have an hour to sign up. I've decided that the winner of this one gets a "few" scoops from the prize drawer. They're not going away fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 And the winner of the Rootinist Tootinist Contest is.... The Big Green Ogre Butt And you probably don't need a darn thing in this pile of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggit Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Congrats BIG GREEN OGRE BUTT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stujoe Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Woo Hoo! I win! Thanks Tiff! Any Garlic included in the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stujoe Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 I suspect I do not need to PM you with my addy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffibunny Posted November 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 No, and no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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