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Ay, caramba!
Clive's version of Oreos: Marmite sandwiched between two digestive biscuits.
Great. Who dribbled elderflower cordial on the antimassacars?
Hmmm. I'm not seeing any remarks from the person who left vile comments in my profile.
Olly olly oxen free! No, wait... IT! You're it! Because I tag you thusly!
This place needs a good dusting.