After seeing the other wooden nickel giveaway I remembered I had an early wooden nickel in very nice shape here in the shop I don't need . Here are the rules of the contest... I will pick at random anyone who responds to this post by TELLING ME A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE!

hahaha this should be fun! Good luck guys and gals!

Knock knock
Who's their?
Woo dja
Woo dja who

would ya like to give me that wooden nickle.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana WHO?

Knock knock

WHO'S THERE?

Orange

Orange Who?

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dexter.

Dexter who?

(sing) Dexter halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la la la la!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule never know if you don't open the door.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan vested all my money in Bi-Centenial Proof sets.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Mary Lee

Mary lee who?

Mary Lee we roll along

hahaha good stuff guys... I am going to keep this open till Friday.... keep up the zingers

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Cowsay

Cowsay Who?

No silly Cows say "Moooooo"

-Bobby

get your jokes in gang... gonna pick the winner tonight

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!

HAHAHA!

Thats great!

-Bobby

lol tnx

Knock knock
who's there?
Win will
win will who?
Win will it be tonight. . . . .

Winner has been picked.

But its a secret.

Really? Hasn't the ACLU had a lawsuit about that"?

haha good stuff guys.... sorry it took me so long to pick a winner... but it has been super busy around here.

picked randomly out of a hat the winner was Dockwalliper

congrats.

Aw...you told.



Thanks LD.

Excellent, Doc!

Thanks Dutchie!!!

Rodney wearing a press badge. . . "Doc will you be copyrighting your Knock knock jokes?"

I just may write a book.

Prize arrived today. Thanks LD.

your very welcome